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Ummm.. I guess that is one way to butter an ear of corn....
Ummm.. I guess that is one way to butter an ear of corn. *shrugs*
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thecupcakeslut: The Topless Vibe. I like it, I like it....
thecupcakeslut: The Topless Vibe. I like it, I like it. ;) Either the Black Book or Black Sweater. They are equal distance from me sitting next to each other.
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For those who asked how to get past the first page on my blog....
For those who asked how to get past the first page on my blog. :)
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If I call three times a day Come and drive my blues away When...
If I call three times a day Come and drive my blues away When you come, be ready to play Do your duty. … If my radiator gets too hot Cool it off in lots of spots. Give me all the service you got Do...
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perkybear: Couldn’t decide on one so you get four. Big...
perkybear: Couldn’t decide on one so you get four. Big Headphones, Feeling the Music, Earbuds and Nipples, and Musical Socks. **Definitely some Dirty, Dark Secrets you’ve got there ;) xxx *blushes*...
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Tumblr Crushes: perkybear naughtyprof welcometohellshalfacre secret-nerdycurves-ahead withmyheartwideopen philosophyoffat so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess filthyminded emmabailey I personally approve this...
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theheeling: They are nice. They Are Glorious!!! Me toooooooo....
theheeling: They are nice. They Are Glorious!!! Me toooooooo. Especially because I has dem!
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I has a girl crush on Radeo. And I know I need to get in line.
I has a girl crush on Radeo. And I know I need to get in line.
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Got’s ta be da jelly ‘cuz da jam don’t be...
Got’s ta be da jelly ‘cuz da jam don’t be shakin’ like that
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offyouscoot: Ahem…. And bitches that smile at the camera when...
offyouscoot: Ahem…. And bitches that smile at the camera when you swat them on the ass.
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Where does one sign up to be an ass smacker/judger? Is that...
Where does one sign up to be an ass smacker/judger? Is that something they teach at DeVry? If so please find out for me I would like to join the class.
View ArticleWhy is a Christmas tree better than a man.
A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. A Christmas tree is...
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?
A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an...
View ArticleSo Sir figured out why I am so goofy tonight.
Because I am just plain goofy. Damn he is so smart and slick. Gotta adore that.
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naughtyprof: Tumblr...
naughtyprof: Tumblr Crushes: notquiteapinup so-this-is-my-blog-i-guess perkybear justcallmefae exhibitionistatheart mydarkdirtysecret hush-itsasecret fuckmylittlecunt mariabbw My awesome list of...
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Moooore Gooooofy Booooty. Because why the hell not?
Moooore Gooooofy Booooty. Because why the hell not?
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